Dick Whittington Script Excerpt |
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Dick and Alice are falling in love and King Rat uses Idle Jack's jealousy to further his evil schemes. |
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JACK. |
Aah! Who are you? Are you King Rat? |
KING R. |
Whatever makes you wonder that? |
JACK. |
Your pointy nose and big long tail? |
KING R. |
It’s true I am an alpha male, |
JACK. |
Then promise me that you won’t bite! |
KING R. |
Your feral godfather am I. |
JACK. |
You are? |
KING R. |
I am. |
JACK. |
(Aside.) He is. |
KING R. |
(Aside.) I lie. |
JACK. |
Of course you do, you’re on my case. |
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KING R. |
That Dick, |
JACK. |
That Dick! |
KING R. |
Has got to go. |
JACK. |
To Alice! |
KING R. |
Your love can show. |
JACK. |
You do? Well done! Bravo, good rat! …I mean, ‘man’. |
KING R. |
Tomorrow you must swiftly act, |
JACK. |
Where? |
KING R. |
Must you always be so thick! |
JACK. |
I plant them on my rival Dick? |
KING R. |
You plant them on your rival Dick! |
JACK. |
But that’s a mean and shabby trick. |
KING R. |
Of course it is, now listen, quick! |
JACK. |
(Looking.) My rival -. |
KING R. |
Dick! |
JACK. |
There with Alice – |
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KING R. |
Alice and Dick! |
JACK. |
Dick, that Dick, he gets on my wick! |
KING R. |
Side by side with your fav’rite chick! |
JACK. |
Oh stop it please, I’m feeling sick! |
KING R. |
Then pay attention to my shtick! (KING RAT makes a magic pass and JACK is hypnotised. MUSIC.) I have you now within my thrall, |
JACK. |
(Dopily) Agreed. |
Dick Whittington and his Cat Characters
- King Rat
- Fairy Bowbells
- Tommy the Cat
- Alderman Fitzwarren
- Alice Fitzwarren
- Idle Jack
- Dick Whittington
- Sarah the Cook
- Captain Horatio Fitzwarren
- The Emperor of Morocco
- Chorus of Citizens, Rats, Sailors, Guards, Palace Attendants etc.
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