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Marketing Copy

To help you sell lots of tickets I've come up with some short, snappy, audience-friendly marketing copy for each panto.

It's designed for you to simply cut and paste - but do feel free to amend and personalise it in any way. My name includes a link back to this site which would be great if you could include.

Either way, I think it should provide ideal copy for your leaflets, websites and facebook pages.

Aladdin
by Ben Crocker

Join Aladdin for a fun filled magical adventure as he bids to save the beautiful Princess Jasmine from the clutches of the wicked Abanazar! Expect all the traditional panto ingredients - toe tapping tunes, a laundry-full of laughs, loads of audience participation - and a very, very badly behaved panda! It’s a genie-us of a pantomime!

Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves
by Ben Crocker

Come with us to Old Bagdhad for one of the best loved tales of the Arabian Nights. Comic mayhem is unleashed when Ali Baba discovers a cave full of stolen treasure. Will the wicked thieves find him out? Will he get to marry the girl of his dreams? And will Mum Baba and her camel, Kamil be able to help? Join us for a roller coaster of panto fun from start to finish!

Beauty & the Beast
by Ben Crocker

A tale (almost) as old as time… Packed with songs, side splitting jokes and even a tear or two. Not only does Beauty finally get her Prince – but her fast talking French poodle also finds love in the topsy turvy world of the Beast’s palace - where even the furniture can talk!

Camelot the Panto
by Ben Crocker

Journey back in time for this madcap medieval romp! Will Prince Arthur get to save the beautiful Guinevere from the wicked Morgan le Fay? Will Merlin discover the secret of eternal youth – and why is a Teddy Bear in love with King Uther? To find out, join us for this crazy, fun filled adventure!

Cinderella
by Ben Crocker

The best loved story of them all! Packed with songs, jokes and a coachful of laughs. Only magic can save the day when Cinderella’s step sisters stop her from going to the Prince’s Ball - but will she leave the palace before the clock strikes twelve – and what happens when her sisters are left all alone in the deep, dark wood? Make sure you all go to the Ball to find out!

Dick Whittington & His Cat
by Ben Crocker

Join Dick and his cat as they seek to make their fortune and foil the dastardly King Rat! Expect toe tapping songs, laughs galore and loads of audience participation in this much loved rags to riches story of derring do, crazy comedy and true love. Make sure you’re aboard for the trip of a lifetime!

Jack and the Beanstalk
by Ben Crocker

Join us for magic and mayhem in the mysterious land above the clouds. Will Jack save the beautiful Princess – or will he get eaten by the wicked Giant? Expect a generous measure of slapstick silliness, songs aplenty and loads of audience participation. Book now for the biggest adventure of them all – it’s a giant of a show!

Mother Goose
by Ben Crocker

Join us for a winter wonderland adventure as Mother Goose seeks to find her magical snow goose, Heidi. But will she be foiled by the evil troll, Smorg? Or the wicked Baron Von Rumpensmakka and his henchman, Gonk? This is the Scandi panto – packed full of laughs, songs and Northern magic!

Puss in Boots
by Ben Crocker

Jack the miller’s son uses his last shilling to buy his cat some boots – and suddenly he has the most fabulous talking cat! And with Puss to help him, just about anything is possible – even defeating the fearsome Ogre Grimgrab and marrying the Princess! Expect all the traditional panto ingredients, plenty of song, laughter and audience participation – and some very dangerous Killer Rabbits!

Robin Hood & the Babes in the Wood
by Ben Crocker

The classic tale of derring do! Robin Hood may be the best archer in the land, but can he escape the clutches of the dastardly Sheriff of Nottingham and save the Babes? With your help he can - so come along to boo, hiss and cheer as the Sheriff gets his just deserts. Expect a feast of fun, laughter and song as this panto hits the bullseye!

Sleeping Beauty
by Ben Crocker

An enchanting love story set over the course of one hundred and eighteen years - plus interval. Join us for some very messy cake-baking, jokes by the bucket load, plenty of songs and lots to shout about as our heroes fight to keep the Princess safe from the clutches of the wicked Carabosse and her very naughty cat, Spindleshanks. It’s the panto of your dreams!

Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs
by Ben Crocker

Come along and meet all your panto favourites - a beautiful prince and princess, a dotty dame, a wicked Queen, two good fairies – and of course, seven dwarfs. One of the best loved stories in the world and we’ve crammed it full of audience participation, jokes and laughter. It's the fairest panto of them all!

Treasure Island
by Ben Crocker

Ahoy there, me hearties – all aboard for the adventure of a lifetime! Long John Silver and his fearsome crew may think that treasure is within their grasp, but they’ve reckoned without the ladies of the Smuggler’s Cove Women’s Institute! Filled with mischief, custard pies, songs and laughter, this is a voyage into panto mayhem that you definitely do not want to miss!

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